( Who has a crush on me? )

*knows who it is*
Mwaha.
Only one though? Obviously I'm not doing something right.
Time to bring out the nekkid pictures!
...Or you know...not XO

I have a new bra. It is blackwith lace on the straps and trimsies on the front. And it is sexay.
And I'm sure none of you care.
Here's some more news, I went from a 44DD to a 40DD. Which just means I'm smaller round the back.
*looks down*
Oh god they're still huge.

Massive. Unsightly.
XP

Bush is going to Australia this week to cheat on his boyfriend meet with Australian Prime Minister John Howard. In light of this I must say...

They're holding hands!
OTP4EVAH!

Then of course there's this

Look how happy he is to see him! Awww.
Caption from the pic
British Prime Minister Tony Blair welcomes President Bush to Chequers in Halton, England, July 19, 2002. Like Camp David, which Mr. Blair visited in February, Chequers is a private residence for the Prime Minister where the two leaders can talk privately. "I think it is yet another example of the strength of the relationship between our two countries. It is a very strong relationship, a very special one," said Mr. Blair during a press conference where he welcomed President Bush.

That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. 'Very stong relationship' not even Dubya's constant cheating will tear tham apart. 'Very special relationship' very gay relationship you mean.
And of course there's the 'where the two leaders can talk privately' I think we all know what that means.

STOP BEING SUCH A WHORE DUBYA!
Can't you see he loves you?
T_T



EDIT:

OMG NOOOOOOOO!
GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU SLUT!

One thing I have learned today : The key to gaining more friends is pictures of closeted yet rampantly homosexual politicians.
Who knew?

Waves to permetaform, ruedifference, and illiterate.
You will all come to regret this day.


The following is an open letter to all present and future parents.

Dear every single one of you,
If you have a child that wets the bed do not let them sleep on the top of a bunk bed.
It is very very disgusting for the person who has to change it to be yanking on the sheets and suddenly get a wet *thwap* in the face when the sheet lets loose.
Thank You.
- Ash


*is getting a Game Boy Advance SP for christmas*
That makes me happier than it should.
*starts making a list of all the games she wants*

World Market has stopped selling pocky. Which means I have one more box until I have a 'Severe Pocky Crisis' and have to start whoring myself out for somemore of it. Even the Hello Kitty pocky from Hong Kong is gone. I bought the last strawberry dip.
At least I have my miso ramen. *slurp*


Note to self : Never try to work with children on two hours of sleep EVER again.
My eyes burn. *_*

I will go listen to Rufus and drink my vanilla coke now.
And then search for an iron so I can attach the velcro for my SG-1 patches. Which I still haven't done.
Lame. Lazy. Loser.

This icon is neglected and under used. So I will use it despite it having nothing to do with the post.

Quick question.
Should I be finding Wesley incredibly sexy?
And i'm not talking about Recent!Angel!Wesley because, duh, *mwror*.
I mean SeasonThree!Buffy!Wesley.

Maybe its just that he's kinda like Giles (*pervs*) except safer because he's a less likely to be my father and hasn't killed anyone.
...Yet.

*purrr*

I've lost my gay again.
Maybe its behind the fridge.